Motorhead


Among the trolls and dwarfs that live in the Castle, there are some who are keepers; they keep evil spirits away by being like magnets. On the corner of Waterview Street stands Motorhead with his ugly weapons and noisy machines.  Even the good people of the Castle stay away from Motorhead when he is at work making little earthquakes, horrible hissing noises, and trilling sounds. Most importantly, Motorhead is the keeper of the poop which he guards selfishly in three caves under his pink sidewalk. When you flush the toilet in the castle it all goes to him. The most amazing thing about this ogre is that he eats tires that he takes off cars with his trill drill. Good children are happy that with Motorhead is guarding the entrance corner of the castle, no harm will come to them because he stays up late drinking our nightmares and breathing stinking fire. 
A pile of the tires Motorhead eats

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