The Castle on Waterview Street

When you come to visit us in Taiwan, I will take you to see the Fish Wash. The water passes under the end of Waterview Street but the fish stay. The long gold-brown fish swim from the water coming down the mountainside and they get stuck at the Waterview Street Bridge; they can go no further because there is a dam under it  that stops them; I don't know why. If I were them, I would turn around and swim back up the wash into the mountains, but these fish are a little stupid. Instead,they stay together there swimming in circles and flopping around forever.

Forkman is another keeper of the Castle on Waterview Street. You can hear him early in the morning belching smoke and waking up the evil spirits left sleeping by the Exorcist with his awful tank, the Two-Fingered Forker.  He gives two fingers to all as he drives up and down Waterview Street and when he lifts his fingers from the ground and rears his head, even the dragon cycles stay away from him. 

Among the trolls and dwarfs that live in the Castle, there are some who are keepers; they keep evil spirits away by being like magnets. On the corner of Waterview Street stands Motorhead with his ugly weapons and noisy machines.  Even the good people of the Castle stay away from Motorhead when he is at work making little earthquakes, horrible hissing noises, and trilling sounds. Most importantly, Motorhead is the keeper of the poop which he guards selfishly in three caves under his pink sidewalk. When you flush the toilet in the castle it all goes to him. The most amazing thing about this ogre is that he eats tires that he takes off cars with his trill drill. Good children are happy that with Motorhead is guarding the entrance corner of the castle, no harm will come to them because he stays up late drinking our nightmares and breathing stinking fire.  A pile of the tires Motorhead eats